Honk if you wear edible underwear!

For my slightly delicate readers, I chose an innocuous photo for this post. Trust me, there were other photos with more graphic phrases. My dear friends and family  were having a creative streak the night my husband and I were married.

Evidently the only tools available at the scene of the crime were lipstick and black shoe polish. The next day and many times thereafter we tried scrubbing all of this fun off the truck, but it was never the same. Car manufacturers should look into shoe polish as a substitute for paint. When we finally traded the little truck in years later, the salesman from the raised vantage of the dealership asked, “What does it say on the top of the cab?”

“Bump and grind.”